The Counsel on Contemporary Partying is a drinktank, focused on making better parties. Bars have become boring. We're looking for excitement. We'd rather be partying differently.

If you like partying, and have vaguely countercultural values, you might be interested in working with us.

We need you.

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Erudite Propaganda

What do you think about when you are at work? Do you wish you were somewhere else? Are you longing for the weekend, so that you can get wasted with friends?

Our lives have become routine. It's five days of work, two nights of bars, on a loop, ad nauseam.

We have become so used to routine, that even the way we party is as predictable as our jobs.

Why do we go to bars? Perhaps, this is the final location on the frontier of modernity where people can socially interact. When we don't know our neighbors, a bar might be the only place we can connect with other human beings. 

We go to bars for people and booze. But, we have confused the bar with the sum of its parts.

What if we could get drunk as fuck on our own terms?

If we eliminate this predictability, we can forego those tawdry pickup lines, and conversations about reality television.

Our conversations with other people will become more meaningful. We can put genuine human experience back into our reality. It'll even be less expensive.

We are looking for something different.

Let's take over the streets in bacchanalian revelry. Let's throw parties in places never deemed imaginable. Let's live life to the fullest. Let's not let anything get in our way. Let's conquer the banality of contemporary existence. Let's Party.

Everybody has a crazy idea for a party. Tour de Franzia. Zombies versus Rednecks. Urban Iditarod. Often these fresh ideas are trampled by worn-out themes. Eighties Party! Pimps and Hoes. Halloween.

We thoroughly believe that every new idea needs to be investigated.

Our meetings occur in clandestine settings and Olive Garden conference rooms. Everybody is welcome.

counsel on

contemporary partying, a drinktank

"¡hasta la fiesta siempre!"

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